Somebody in Kentucky Loves Me

Somebody in Kentucky loves me. I don’t know who it is, but I keep getting gifts telling me that I have a secret admirer. A couple weeks ago, I got a bottle of bourbon which I really loved. I got a new watch last week with an engraving about how much my admirer loves me. Yesterday, I got a new car! A brand-new car. Can you believe that? This time, it came with a dinner invitation. I went, but I was skeptical. Who could this person be? I walked into the restaurant and was presented with the ugliest, worst dressed individual that I have ever seen. So, not to be impolite, I sat down. After all, a new car is an amazing gift. That’s when it happened. There was another gift sitting on the table, which I reluctantly opened. It was the best pair of socks I have ever seen! Somebody in Kentucky loves me! So, as it turns, you will be getting an invitation for the wedding next week.